My littles crack me up and by lunch time I’m usually laughing about things they’ve said or things I’ve said that I never imagined I’d be saying. A few today:
* “Whose toothbrush is on the mailbox?”
* “Where did you get that cracker? Is that a cracker? Not from the ground outside the car, okay – it’s good then.”
* “Hubby, she’s puking. (hold baby girl over sink while she gags)” Out comes a penny. Never knew it went in.
* “Do you need to go potty? (no.) Then get your hands out of your pants.” – to son
Conversations I’ve had today have revolved around poop, spitting on brothers, feet smelling like vinegar, and camouflage band aids. Oh the places you never think when you’re 20 years old, you’ll be in life. The things you never think you’ll be saying…